This topic contains 5 replies, has 6 voices, and was last updated by  lover of no contact 1 week, 4 days ago.

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  • #85403
     HunkyDory 
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    Years ago I used to write limericks to make my friends laugh about our escapades. I got to thinking about stuff and came up with this poem. It’s a bit raw so hope no one is offended. Im no poet but I did make myself laugh. It’s called “no more”

    The bruises have faded
    The cuts are all gone
    Reflecting on life and the things that he’d done

    Now all lives are different- this might not ring true
    But here is my list of “no more” just for you:

    No more making dinner that goes in the bin
    No more shouting matches and making a din
    A lovely clean toilet, no p*ss on the seat
    No more skiddy undies
    No more rancid feet

    No more criticizing or made to feel bad
    No more endless lectures – he’s actually mad

    No more messy kitchen and pots in the sink
    No more morning f*rts (oh my god did they stink)

    I buy what I want now, it makes me feel good
    I’ll start to go out – no more stuck in the mud

    No more tesco face cream I bought for two fifty
    It’s posh stuff for me – I refuse to be thrifty

    Now seriously ladies, we’ll have our new life
    And we won’t give a t*ss if he finds a new wife
    Because WE are the BEST and we’ll get what is due

    Be good to yourself now and look after YOU

    XX

  • #85405
     KIP. 
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    👏😂 love it x

  • #85428
     Minniemum 
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    Brilliant!

  • #85444
     HopeLifeJoy 
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    Made me laugh thank you for sharing 😄 and ai enjoy the last few empowering phrases yes!

  • #85582
     gran 
    Participant

    HOW COULD THAT OFFEND ANYONE EXCEPT MAYBE A BULLYING CONTROLLER, LOVED IT ITS GOOD TO LAUGH AND GIVE OTHERS INSPIRATION. I’M GLAD YOU ARE ABLETO ENJOY LIFE AGAIN. LOVE GRAN XX

  • #85611
     lover of no contact 
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    Brilliant. I loved it.

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