Today I put on a glamorous dress after a very long time. It still fits, because it is made of stretch material. Then I put on some posh looking flip flops and my most expensive pair of sunglasses and a red lipstick.
I went to the local shops like this.
The cars, only men in them of course, stopped at my slightest intent to cross the street, men turned their heads around and looked at me. In the shops the men stared at me.
One man followed me for a while. I turned to him, took my sunglasses off and stared him in the eye with a mean expression and he quickly went away.
I was surprised. My fat self was really that attractive? Or did I just see a lot of crazy men today? It was fun though.