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In my experience there are more plus points to being free of abuse at 50 than 40 or 30 or 20…
The pretty boys have got jowly.
The bad boys look desperate.
The charmers pay so much maintenance they live in bedsits.
You can spot a cheesy line from 100 yards.
You realise that being single is liberating and to be ‘picky’ is essential.
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Ha ha ha ha, brilliant, so funny, thanks Camel, made me laugh no end and all so very true. I can personally add, feeling content in pulling on a pair joggers and going bra less as often as I feel. Going to think of some more and come to your post, too much fun to be had here, just got to walk my dog – will ponder and amuse x
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My child said to me yesterday dad’s always looking at himself, he cant pass by a mirror without an inspection – made me chuckle, thought yes can recall, reminded me again of the similarity with the story of Narcissus. I imagine it’s hell now as his boyish good looks have long since vanished lol – and he has a big round beer belly, with a chin to match – I know that will really bother him. Vein and beautiful is never a nice place, but vein and ageing must be a daily battle and one he will never win lol.
Whereas I simply couldn’t give a dam – and that feels pretty good x
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😂 great idea for a post Camel
Here’s one…..
Being able to go out with friends to busy bars and know you’ll be left in peace to enjoy your night out without some over ego’d prat thinking he has a ‘chance’.Fizzy…..I too love being able to go make up free, braless (my cat steals mine!) and in comfy clothes. 😊
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My ex was so vein too. Typical n********t and now he can’t rely on his boyish good looks and he’s balding now which was his biggest nightmare. Huge belly now and jowls. I read that they become even more mean in older life as they become bitter. Thank goodness he’s not my problem anymore. His life is still chaos and always will be. So glad I’m free x
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I was out walking the other day and a man and his dog approached. His lab played with my dog who had just been for a groom. The man leered at me and said “he,likes the pretty ones, so do I” and he blew a kiss. I replied “don’t be so b****y stupid” and marched on. Over 50 rocks!!
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Absolutely camel.I love being over 50. My ex is the same fizzy, can’t pass a mirror! I look at him and he does nothing for me. But then I know the monster he is. Ive yet to look at another man and think I’d like to get to know you. Tbh I really don’t want or need a man in my life to make me whole. We are whole beings before these men came into our lives, their egos can’t accept this.
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Hi all, I’ve been offline for a while and had forgotten I’d posted this! So glad I made you laugh!
I used to know a guy who had the nickname ‘(removed by moderator)’ because his shirt was so tight over his massive beer gut that if a button popped it would take your eye out. He was approaching 50, with false teeth that would slip when he talked and a big sweaty head. Despite this he would park himself with a good view of the street and drool over passing ‘talent’ – generally young enough to be his daughter. Fortunately he was likeable in other ways and we got on but I found his level of delusion incredible. His view of himself was so left field of reality it was hilarious.
But he isn’t a funny one-off. How many of you have been propositioned by a man like Buttons?
How many times have we thought, even for just a moment, that Buttons is better than nothing?
Lord save me from the desperation of settling for a Buttons!
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Hi @Camel, yes definitely save us from those Buttons🙈🙈🙈 being over 50, I’m comfortable being me, certainly became more so since I left my oh. No longer worried about being called frigid,or a les..an just cos I won’t entertain a guys advances. These mem are so delusional, i don’t think they actually own a mirror.
Humour is a great healer, it helps us so much
IWMB 💞💞
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